I don’t really invest much thought or emotion into the Academy Awards, beyond what my job requires.
I liked the Oscars much better as a small child, when I labored under the impression that they were voted on in real time, with people all over the world registering their opinion by phone—much like American Idol, only with far more import, since these votes decided for all time which was the best movie, actor, director, etc., of the previous year. Continue reading